Anybody that came to the white party last year probably
doesn’t need to ask these questions: but for all you WHITE PARTY VIRGINS ! Here’s your Q and A …everything you
need to know about the white party…
Q: What do I wear to
the white party?
A: duh! White- you
fool! So easy for the girls, anything white goes, shorts, jeans , smart,
dresses, heels , casual beachwear, bikinis -
whatever – guys- white shirt is a
must but as close to white pants a possible, light beige shorts are passable.
But remember to score more stylistic brownie points and kudos from the cool
crew – BE CREATIVE! Masks, gloves, feather boas, glasses, hats …. More effort :
more respect!
Q: What do I bring to
the white party ?
A: Your fricking A-
Game mo-fo! Remember that fun party assed mutha, you used to be, way back in
the day? Oh yeah – mcluvin is back! As well as your sassy attitude, bring your
white food , your white ( approved) booze , party supplies and check your judgment
at the door ! oh don’t forget your kids when you leave … bring kids swimsuit , a change of warm clothes and maybe a grandma
to babysit ?
Q: Where can I stay ?
A: ok first of all sleep isn’t the highest
priority at this event – if you’re
looking for that kinda night maybe check back with us on TUESDAY! So for
those of you planning on leaving at a reasonable hour…. I Believe the Pemberton taxi number is : 604
894 1111.. ? kids are super welcome at the white party . ……UNTL 9PM,after that
its strictly a kid free-zone. So those that need a sitter, you know who to
call. There is the option of camping on the property. We will set up a camping zone for kids to
sleep in , but the adult party will continue inside after this time , so bear
this in mind this will be a non-supervised camping area….are you and your kids
ready for this ?
Q: Will there be
anything fun to do at the white party?
A: no nothing. nothing at all .you may as well just stay
home and watch Netflix. . Seriously? So ,so ,so much fun you will be so SAD (
and hungover) when its over you’ll have post white party withdrawals next
weekend…… I promise! we have hot tubs, bubbles, scavenger hunts , big white
beach balls, games, giant jenga, a photo booth, sparklers, glow sticks, wubble
bubbles, white stuff, more white stuff and white food, white booze, white
people, and a whole heap of white fun!!
Q: Can I drink and
drive at the white party?
A: will Donald
Trump be the next American president? That’s a loaded question. Maybe we should
answer that question with a question ? Are you an idiot? Leave your car at
Cedar View, well happily block you in, decorate your vehicle with toilet paper,
and enjoy watching you doing the walk of shame on MONDAY!.. ( so that’s a no
then….)
Q: are you glad the oyster fest is cancelled
for Sunday?
A: So freaking glad, so so glad…….
Q: Whats the worst
thing that can happen at the white party?
A: I think we should ask a few people about that, each
person may have a different perspective? Was it contemplating riding the horses
to the golf course at 9am, the moment shannon walked in or was it
playing battleships at 3PM? Really it’s all fun …. How much more worse can it
get this year?
Q: is Danielle O’
neille going to be at the white party?
A: she fricking wishes…………….
